There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort’s movie death was stupid.
Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
all the time.
i just go ahead and finish the whole story for myself inside my head.90A% of anything i type on the intenet gets deleted do to this
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
i need feminism because a man on tv just said we (the men) are the victims when it comes to cheating because women walk around wearing almost nothing which makes it impossible not to cheat
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.